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23 Responses to “Christians why do you deny the existence of the Flyiing Spaghetti Monster?”
They are in denial because they know he exists in their hearts. It’s so sad to see the lost searching with no direction….Hating the FSM for no reason. What did the FSM do to them? If only they knew his noodly appendage was hovering above them, waiting to guide them to the truth…
Not a Christian, but I don’t deny it. It’s just another mask for God. A mundane and rather boring one, but still it works for you. God is the unknowable and so we must create names and draperies to fit our feeble understandings. Zeus, Odin, Shiva, Jesus, Krishna, Allah, Jehovah, and yes FSM are all metaphors symbolizing that which cannot be known.
Everyone knows that the FSM is the one true god. Christians don’t even bother to try to deny it. They certainly have presented no evidence to refute it, and so must believe in it.
I ate da scabettie monster wid da cheez and da ketchup.
Mr Peter perhaps you should consider metaphysics as an idea to explore in your head, however strange and unfathomable. Perhaps it would be fun just to try.
October 13th, 2009 at 00:17
I’m sure it is
October 15th, 2009 at 16:06
I don’t even believe in spaghetti. Nothing exists.
October 18th, 2009 at 15:25
Because they’ve been deceived by the swimming steak and eggs monster.
October 19th, 2009 at 20:04
Ramen, brother.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:38
Lies from Satan.
There is only one God and thats God. The Original.
Atheist invent some anti-Christian lies and call it a monster?
And you expect ppl to believe it?
The One True God (of the Bible) wasnt invented or copied off of anyone or made up to control ppl like what atheist are trying to do
October 23rd, 2009 at 18:18
I believe in the ravioli lizard… thank you very much.
October 25th, 2009 at 07:10
God is not food.The FSM is an atheist mockery of God.
October 28th, 2009 at 08:47
figure this out over a big glass of lemonade.
October 30th, 2009 at 19:52
They are in denial because they know he exists in their hearts. It’s so sad to see the lost searching with no direction….Hating the FSM for no reason. What did the FSM do to them? If only they knew his noodly appendage was hovering above them, waiting to guide them to the truth…
October 31st, 2009 at 05:24
Not a Christian, but I don’t deny it. It’s just another mask for God. A mundane and rather boring one, but still it works for you. God is the unknowable and so we must create names and draperies to fit our feeble understandings. Zeus, Odin, Shiva, Jesus, Krishna, Allah, Jehovah, and yes FSM are all metaphors symbolizing that which cannot be known.
November 2nd, 2009 at 00:28
because it takes talent to make that cuisine properly
November 4th, 2009 at 06:16
because your invisible god doenst offer happy things to those who blindly obey. plus i think theyre missing the sarcasm to the fsm thing in general.
November 7th, 2009 at 02:14
Because the truth about the existence lies with the name…. The Flying Spaghetti Monster…. Common Get Real! (No offense to anybody)
November 10th, 2009 at 04:31
No, I dont!
November 10th, 2009 at 05:25
Everyone knows that the FSM is the one true god. Christians don’t even bother to try to deny it. They certainly have presented no evidence to refute it, and so must believe in it.
November 12th, 2009 at 20:55
Jigsaw, nothing exists and everything exists…how else would you know that nothing exists? wrap your head around that why don’t you.
November 15th, 2009 at 16:10
Good question my friend, it’s like denying the existence of the invisible pink unicorn, or Russell’s teapot.
November 15th, 2009 at 18:30
Hugo, look up Mithra and Dionysus.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:28
nope.
I can picture a flying spaghetti monster getting thrown right across the dining room by my 1 year old niece….
It makes a splat on the wall.
serious question deserves serious answer. ;oP
November 19th, 2009 at 00:05
I ate da scabettie monster wid da cheez and da ketchup.
Mr Peter perhaps you should consider metaphysics as an idea to explore in your head, however strange and unfathomable. Perhaps it would be fun just to try.
November 22nd, 2009 at 02:19
Because WE believe in God for reasons very different from YOUR reasons to believe in aeronautically designed wheat products.
We believe because he is.
YOU say believe because you know the fsm does NOT exist.
Two very different motivations, no?
January 17th, 2010 at 13:46
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Однако …
January 31st, 2010 at 01:14
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